Thursday, February 9, 2012

The Battle of Napaeae Forest

I have a question for you to ponder on. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?;) But I don't want to engage you in philosophical banter because the truth is, I really don't know. Assuming it does, it would be the sound of clashing axes, grating chainsaws and crackling ember followed by long screams and a loud thud.

I'm actually talking about the ongoing war between the two tribes of wood elves: Wildfire and Kaingin.  It all started when one elf from the latter named Cannabis forgot to prepare for fall and was stripped naked in front of the neighboring Wildfire. To save face, Cannabis made up stories that started the rift between the tribes. And now both camps are ready for the face-off. Pick your bets and see who ends up as firewood at


  1. This sounds tricky and quite conplicated......Ohhhh the joys of elf relationships......Maybe the could go for
    a win win situation and then have a party
    instead.....Mind you there is the tree which
    is a serious offence.....Good luck with it

  2. fun to read your elfin tale.
    i can tell you that once i was riding my dirt bike on a dirt road in the woods and i saw something out of the corner of my eye and it was a tree falling and it did make a sound when it landed, an old rotten tree. It was very exciting!

    your elves are awesomely cute!

  3. TIMBERRRRRRRRRRR!! Björnik, you are smokin' hot! You on fire!

  4. for a second i thought the little story was true! haha. i missed visiting your blog! good job as always. :)